DOGE — Department Of Greedy Elon
Irony (the opposite of wrinkly): Musk claims to head a — what? department? gang? (Mike Murphy calls it “chimps with chainsaws”) — a gang rooting out corruption in government. Well, surprise surprise, it turns out that the DOGE gang itself is the most corrupt of all, as documented by Jamie Raskin’s House Judiciary Committee report (below). The report shows a clear pattern of punishing/shredding every department of the US government that had any reason to investigate Musk’s businesses, a classic conflict of interest. Greed, not the Constitution, rules in the Department Of Greedy Elon.

