Hey, that looks like my uncle Ernie! I thought he was still working his way across the Midwest with his quartz rock collection in his old suitcase, leaching lodging and meals from our relatives. Looks like he found a new shtick.

Or, wait a minute, the FBI thinks this “geezer” may actually be a young guy in disguise. I hope not, because he’s gaining a cult following among the true geezer set. It would be shame to let them down just when they were finding hope for a viable retirement.

pp